Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday August 18, 2022

The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear...
The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself. -- Henry Kissinger

A nasty old drunk in Carmel Thinks it funny to piss in...
A nasty old drunk in Carmel Thinks it funny to piss in the well. He says, "Some don't favor That unusual flavor, But I don't drink the stuff -- what the hell!"

There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield Engaged to look after...
There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield Engaged to look after the deacon's field, But he lurked in the ditches And diddled the bitches Who happened to cross that antique 'un's field.