Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday November 20, 2023

It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.
It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.

There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious...
There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter. It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter.

There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like...
There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like a young boy Though it tickled to kiss 'Twas a source of much bliss When she used it to brush a man's toy.