Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday July 15, 2023

There was a young girl of Mobile, Who hymen was made of chilled...
There was a young girl of Mobile, Who hymen was made of chilled steel, To give her a thrill, Took a rotary drill, Or a number nine emery wheel.

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.