Freebsd Fortunes 3

bureaucracy, n:
        A method for transforming energy into solid waste.

bureaucrat, n:
        A politician who has tenure.

Burke's Postulates:
        Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
        Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer.

Burnt Sienna.  That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
                -- Ken Weaver

Bus error -- driver executed.

Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.

Bushydo -- the way of the shrub.  Bonsai!

Business is a good game -- lots of competition
and minimum of rules.  You keep score with money.
                -- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari

Business will be either better or worse.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

...but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be
proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge
to mankind.  The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women
were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still
unimpeachable.  The judges' decisions based on it were sound in logic and
in law.  Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than
the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death.  If
there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute
of value.
                -- Ambrose Bierce