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Bunker's Admonition:
You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
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BURBULATION:
The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Bureau Termination, Law of:
When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
the number of employees in that bureau will double within
12 months after the decision is made.
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bureaucracy, n:
A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
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bureaucrat, n:
A politician who has tenure.
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Burke's Postulates:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
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Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
-- Ken Weaver
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Bus error -- driver executed.
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Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
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Bushydo -- the way of the shrub. Bonsai!
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