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If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
-- Edward E. Hippensteel
[What brand of ink? Ed.]
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1006 of 2327 |
If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches, they
will take sandwiches.
-- Lord Boyd-orr
Eats first, morals after.
-- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1007 of 2327 |
If people say that here and there someone has been taken away and maltreated,
I can only reply: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
-- Hermann Goering
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1008 of 2327 |
If people see that you mean them no harm,
they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1009 of 2327 |
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1010 of 2327 |
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1011 of 2327 |
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1012 of 2327 |
If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1013 of 2327 |
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1014 of 2327 |
If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
-- Tom Wicker
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