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Fortune: 1006 - 1015 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1006 of 2327

If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches, they
will take sandwiches.
                -- Lord Boyd-orr

Eats first, morals after.
                -- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1007 of 2327

If people say that here and there someone has been taken away and maltreated,
I can only reply: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
                -- Hermann Goering
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1008 of 2327

If people see that you mean them no harm,
they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1009 of 2327

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1010 of 2327

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
                -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1011 of 2327

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1012 of 2327

If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1013 of 2327

If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1014 of 2327

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
                -- Tom Wicker
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1015 of 2327

If researchers wrote nursery rhymes...

Little Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal region,
Eating components of soured milk.
On at least one occasion,
        along came an arachnid and sat down beside her,
Or at least in her vicinity,
And caused her to feel an overwhelming, but not paralyzing, fear,
Which motivated the patient to leave the area rather quickly.
                -- Ann Melugin Williams
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