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Mar 21, 2016

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than...
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago,...
When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years ago, he is a broad-minded man who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises. --...

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is...
When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.

When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social...
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere. -- R.A. Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along...
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle...


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