Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 24, 2015

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, ... it expects...
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, ... it expects what never was and never will be. -- Thomas Jefferson

When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword. When...
When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword. When you meet a man who is not a poet, do not show him your poem. -- Rinzai, ninth century Zen master