Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 15, 2015

America is a melting pot. You know, where those on the bottom...
America is a melting pot. You know, where those on the bottom get burned, and the scum rises to the top. -- Utah Phillips

A vengeful technician named Schmitz Caused a disk drive to...
A vengeful technician named Schmitz Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz. He covered the platter With bats' fecal matter. Now it's seek time is really the pits.

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

Hacker's Guide To Cooking: 2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white...
Hacker's Guide To Cooking: 2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver wrappings that doesn't really come from Philadelphia after all; anyway, about 16 oz.) 1 tsp. vanilla extract (which is more alcohol than vanilla and pretty ...

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.