Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 17, 2015

There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking...
There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking his mother "I know it's a sin," He said, shoving it in, "But it's better than blowing my brother."

There was a young lady from Prentice Who had an affair with...
There was a young lady from Prentice Who had an affair with a dentist. To make things easier He used anesthesia, And diddled her, `non compos mentis'.

There was a young lady of Carmia Whose housekeeping ways would...
There was a young lady of Carmia Whose housekeeping ways would alarm ya. At every cold snap She would climb in your lab, So her little base burner could warm ya.