Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 5, 2015

To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating...
To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery...
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. -- Jack Paar

Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are...
Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one... Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy...

Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific, Fain how I pause...
Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific, Fain how I pause at your nature specific, Loftily poised in the ether capacious, Highly resembling a gem carbonaceous. Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific, Fain how I pause at your nature specific.