Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 27, 2015

A bachelor is an unaltared male.
A bachelor is an unaltared male.

Kaufman's Law: A policy is a restrictive document...
Kaufman's Law: A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.

Such a fine first dream! But they laughed at me; they said...
Such a fine first dream! But they laughed at me; they said I had made it up.

Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! Your house is...
Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! Your house is on fire, Your children will burn! So jump ye and sing, for The very first time The four lines above Have been put into rhyme. -- Walt Kelly