Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 22, 2018

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science...
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? -- Kelvin Throop III

It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare...
You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

A wood-fetish busboy named Gable Is rapid, is thorough,...
A wood-fetish busboy named Gable Is rapid, is thorough, is able; But when everything's cleared, He gives way to the weird, As he lovingly busses each table.