Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 24, 2018

"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or...
"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderson

"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." ...
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." -- Isaac Asimov

A pretty young boy known as Kevin Was raped in a pasture...
A pretty young boy known as Kevin Was raped in a pasture by seven Lascivious beasts (Oh, those Anglican priests) And such is the Kingdom of Heaven.