Freebsd Fortunes 5

PURITAN:
        Someone who is deathly afraid that
        someone, somewhere, is having fun.

Puritanism -- the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "A Book of Burlesques"

PURPITATION:
        To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you
        don't want it, and then put it in another section.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Push where it gives and scratch where it itches.

Pushing 30 is exercise enough.

Pushing forty is exercise enough.

Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer.
Let it simmer.  Meanwhile, broil a good steak.
Eat the steak.  Let the chili simmer.  Ignore it.
                -- Recipe for chili from Allan Shrivers, former governor
                   of Texas.

Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest man.
                -- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims"

Put all your eggs in one basket and -- WATCH THAT BASKET.
                -- Mark Twain

Put another password in,
Bomb it out, then try again.
Try to get past logging in,
We're hacking, hacking, hacking.

Try his first wife's maiden name,
This is more than just a game.
It's real fun, but just the same,
It's hacking, hacking, hacking.