Freebsd Fortunes 5

PURGE COMPLETE.

PURITAN:
        Someone who is deathly afraid that
        someone, somewhere, is having fun.

Puritanism -- the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "A Book of Burlesques"

PURPITATION:
        To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you
        don't want it, and then put it in another section.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Push where it gives and scratch where it itches.

Pushing 30 is exercise enough.

Pushing forty is exercise enough.

Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer.
Let it simmer.  Meanwhile, broil a good steak.
Eat the steak.  Let the chili simmer.  Ignore it.
                -- Recipe for chili from Allan Shrivers, former governor
                   of Texas.

Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest man.
                -- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims"

Put all your eggs in one basket and -- WATCH THAT BASKET.
                -- Mark Twain