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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday February 21, 2006


APL is a natural extension of assembler language...
APL is a natural extension of assembler language programming; ...and is best for educational purposes. -- A. Perlis

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid...
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright

Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon...
Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful than the sun." "Why?", he was asked. "Because at night we need the light more."

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