Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 27, 2006

To use violence is to already be defeated. --...
To use violence is to already be defeated. -- Chinese proverb

There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once...
There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once a day. He said, "I like, rather, Fucking my father -- He's clean, and there's nothing to pay."

Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction): ...
Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction): Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color. Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1 horses. Pull one...