Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday July 29, 2006

A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one...
A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices. "The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master. "Is Tao in a hand-held calculator?" asked the novice...

The 357.73 Theory: Auditors always reject expense...
The 357.73 Theory: Auditors always reject expense accounts with a bottom line divisible by 5.

Logicians have but ill defined As rational the human...
Logicians have but ill defined As rational the human kind. Logic, they say, belongs to man, But let them prove it if they can. -- Oliver Goldsmith