Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday August 18, 2006

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test...
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.

You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on...
You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for very long. -- Boris Yeltsin

Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in...
Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either. -- Oscar Wilde