Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday August 21, 2006

A language that doesn't affect the way you think about...
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels,...
After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?

Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start...
Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke. Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter states, and the reason you'll be reading about him is that...