| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1687 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return
it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1688 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1689 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with
the lost."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1690 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1691 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1692 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1693 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1694 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza. I might play
golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1695 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1696 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave."
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