Freebsd Fortunes

You have an unusual magnetic personality.  Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.

You have junk mail.

You have the body of a 19 year old.  Please return it before it gets
wrinkled.

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You'll learn a lot
today.

You know if they ever find a way to harness sarcasm as an energy source,
you people are all going to owe me big.
                -- Bill Paul

You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes
you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You know the great thing about TV?  If something important happens
anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night,
you can always change the channel.
                -- Jim Ignatowski

You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
                -- S. Rickly Christian

You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
                -- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82

You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.