Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 11, 2014

There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like...
There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like a bell. When you touched them they shrunk, Except when she was drunk, And then they got bigger than hell.

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

Keep emotionally active, cater to your favorite neurosis.
Keep emotionally active, cater to your favorite neurosis.

Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with...
Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.