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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 4, 2014


There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be awarded some great honor.

You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.
You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

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