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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday October 8, 2014


There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip...
There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip by canoe. While staring at Venus, And rubbing his penis, He wound up with a handful of goo.

Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!
Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith...
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. -- Paul Tillich, German theologian.

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