Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday May 14, 2014

There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant...
There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant for practices curious. She loved to bat rocks With her gentlemen's cocks -- A practice both rude and injurious.

With his penis in turgid erection, And aimed at woman's...
With his penis in turgid erection, And aimed at woman's mid-section, Man looks most uncouth In that Moment of Truth, But she sheathes it with loving affection.