Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday August 16, 2014

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is...
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know. Women are fine And sheep are divine But llamas are numero uno."

There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant...
There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant for practices curious. She loved to bat rocks With her gentlemen's cocks -- A practice both rude and injurious.

There was a young lady of Fez Who was known to the public...
There was a young lady of Fez Who was known to the public as "Jez." Jezebel was her name, Sucking cocks was the game She excelled at (so everyone says).