Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday May 10, 2015

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Augustus, for slpashing his soup, Was put for the night on...
Augustus, for slpashing his soup, Was put for the night on the stoop; In the morning he'd not Repented a jot, And next day he was dead of the croup. -- Edward Gorey

The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else...
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around. I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash