Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday June 10, 2015

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink ( as you bastards think ) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or...
Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle Or as finished as it seems in the end.