Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday June 22, 2015

There once was a man from Calcutta Who used to beat off in...
There once was a man from Calcutta Who used to beat off in the gutta The heat of the sun Affected his gun And turned all his cream into butta!

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.

There was a young fellow from Kent Whose cock was so long that...
There was a young fellow from Kent Whose cock was so long that it bent To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.