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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday June 8, 2015


There once was a jolly old bloke Who picked up a girl for...
There once was a jolly old bloke Who picked up a girl for a poke. He took down her pants, Fucked her into a trance, And then shit into her shoe for a joke.

If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital, had made a...
If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital, had made a lot of Capital, it would have been much better. -- Karl Marx's Mother

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