Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday October 26, 2016

There was a young fellow named Hatch Who was fond of the music...
There was a young fellow named Hatch Who was fond of the music of Bach. He said: "It's not fussy Like Brahms and Debussy; Sit down, and I'll play you a snatch."

There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow...
There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her. She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of the anguish it cost her.