Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday October 2, 2016

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Why do seagulls live near the sea? 'Cause if they lived near...
Why do seagulls live near the sea? 'Cause if they lived near the bay, they'd be called baygulls.

Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they...
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, ...
There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, And when she was dead They painted it red, And used it for docking a liner.

There was a young fellow named Case Who entered a cunt-lapping...
There was a young fellow named Case Who entered a cunt-lapping race. He licked his way clean Through Number thirteen, But then slipped and got pissed in the face.