Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday October 16, 2016

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning...
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"

If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.

Never have so many understood so little about so much...
Never have so many understood so little about so much. -- James Burke

Winter is here with his grouch, The time when you sneeze...
Winter is here with his grouch, The time when you sneeze and you slouch. You can't take your women Canoein' or swimmin', But a lot can be done on a couch.