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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday September 3, 2016


Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Are we running light with overbyte?
Are we running light with overbyte?

Art is a jealous mistress. -- Ralph Waldo...
Art is a jealous mistress. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was an old whore in the Azores Whose body was covered...
There was an old whore in the Azores Whose body was covered with festers & sores. Why the dogs in the street Wouldn't eat the green meat That hung in festoons from her drawers.

BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion...
BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)

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