Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday September 30, 2016

What an artist dies with me! -- Nero
What an artist dies with me! -- Nero

What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find...
What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?

There once was a fellow named Siegel Who attempted to bugger...
There once was a fellow named Siegel Who attempted to bugger a beagle, But the mettlesome bitch Turned and said with a twitch, "It's fun, but you know it's illegal."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Only Capone kills like that. -- George...
Only Capone kills like that. -- George "Bugs" Moran, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre