Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday October 26, 2017

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

There was an old man of Duddee Who came home as drunk as could...
There was an old man of Duddee Who came home as drunk as could be. He wound up the clock With the end of his cock, And buggered his wife with the key.

Life is like a tin of sardines. We're, all of us, looking...
Life is like a tin of sardines. We're, all of us, looking for the key. -- Beyond the Fringe