Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday October 30, 2017

COWARD: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with...
COWARD: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.

Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from...
Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the shell.

An inquisitive virgin named Dora Asked the man who started...
An inquisitive virgin named Dora Asked the man who started to bore 'er : "Do you mean birds and bees Go through antics like these, To suppy us our fauna and flora?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!