Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday August 7, 2017

There was a young girl name McKnight Who got drunk with...
There was a young girl name McKnight Who got drunk with her boy-friend one night. She came to in bed, With a split maidenhead-- That's the last time she ever was tight.

There was a young man of Saskatchewan, Whose penis was truly...
There was a young man of Saskatchewan, Whose penis was truly gargantuan. It was good for large whores, And for small dinosaurs, And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.