Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 20, 2018

A very odd pair are the Pitts: His balls are as large as...
A very odd pair are the Pitts: His balls are as large as her tits, Her tits are as large As an invasion barge-- Neither knows how the other cohabits.

There was a man from Mich. Who used to wish and wich...
There was a man from Mich. Who used to wish and wich. That spring would come So he could bum Around and go out fich.

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."