Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday October 26, 2018

"If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE...
"If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!"

There was a young Jew of Far Rockaway Whose screams could...
There was a young Jew of Far Rockaway Whose screams could be heard for a block away. Perceiving his error, The Rabbi in terror Cried, "God! I have cut his whole cock away!"

There was a young blade from South Greece Whose bush did...
There was a young blade from South Greece Whose bush did so greatly increase That before he could shack He must hunt needle in stack. 'Twas as bad as being obese.

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

What's another word for "thesaurus"? ...
What's another word for "thesaurus"? -- Steven Wright