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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday November 6, 2018


Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master...
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.

Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions...
Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. -- Henry N. Camp

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't...
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town? -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"

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