Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday November 21, 2018

A tired young trollop of Nome Was worn out from her toes to...
A tired young trollop of Nome Was worn out from her toes to her dome. Eight miners came screwing, But she said, "Nothing doing; One of you has to go home!"

There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels in...
There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels in a doorway. She told her young man, "Get off the divan, I think I've discovered one more way "