Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday February 8, 2018

There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night...
There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night and all day He soon became sore You shoulda' heard him roar When his wife rubbed his balls with Ben-Gay!

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever...
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target.