Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 12, 2018

An exotic young lady named Suki Once danced in a troupe...
An exotic young lady named Suki Once danced in a troupe of kabuki When asked for a fuck She said, "Solly, no luck-- See here: looky looky, no nuki "

And earnest young woman in Thrace Said, "Darling, that's...
And earnest young woman in Thrace Said, "Darling, that's not the right place!" So he gave her a thwack, And did on her back, What he couldn't have done face to face.

Asked a supplicant priest of the pontiff, "Do I sin if...
Asked a supplicant priest of the pontiff, "Do I sin if I do what I want, if I screw a young nun In the eastertide sun?" His holiness murmured, "Gut yontiff."

There was a young lady of Dexter Whose husband exceedingly...
There was a young lady of Dexter Whose husband exceedingly vexed her, For whenever they'd start He'd unfailingly fart With a blast that damn nearly unsexed her.

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!

There was a young man of Toulouse Who had a deficient prepuce, ...
There was a young man of Toulouse Who had a deficient prepuce, But the foreskin he lacked He made up in his sac; The result was, his balls were too loose.