Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday October 2, 2019

Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn...
Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn Boy.

There once was a fellow named Bob Who in sexual ways was...
There once was a fellow named Bob Who in sexual ways was a snob. One day he was swimmin' With twelve naked women And deserted them all for a gob.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...