Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday July 18, 2019

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

There was an old Scot named McTavish Who attempted...
There was an old Scot named McTavish Who attempted an anthropoid ravish. The object of rape Was the wrong sex of ape, And the anthropoid ravished McTavish.