Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday July 13, 2019

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last...
I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few months. I just love debugging ;-) (Linus Torvalds)